Look At Everything With Love
An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind. Andie-Alice is my soulmate. “If anything should happen to me, you'll rush over, right?"
paladin pulls me over for drunk driving my horse & as soon as he starts illuminating my ticket i lunge for his service crossbow
(via evilwizard)
i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you’ve heard since 1974
(via yeah-yeah-beebiss-1)
I’ve discovered the worst game in human history. I call it Dog Toy Or Sex Toy, who wants in
How would this even be challenging? Are there dick-shaped chew toys?
Round One
Dog toy
Wrong! That is the Cloud 9 Novelties Silicone Mushroom Massager in Teal.
Round Two:
D-dog…toy?
(via yeah-yeah-beebiss-1)
Halt ✋ this is an inspection checkpoint. drop your pants sailor. 🧐🤨 cute balls! keep up the good work !
(via justanotherwastedyouth)
My mom: “which one is moomin?”
Me: “the little white guy”
My mom: “so who’s the hippo?”
(via yeah-yeah-beebiss-1)
living by my awesome sword #mysword
wait they’re telling me theres another cool thing I have to do by the sword now
Are You Fucking Kidding Me.
(via evilwizard)
ill never forget when my noob grandfather despawned right before my eyes
(via crimewave420)
